Japan: Nothing says springtime like penis and vagina festivals
Bring on the giant wooden penis. The vagina shrine, too.
KOMAKI, Japan — It's springtime in Japan and that means one thing.Actually, two things. Penis festivals and vagina festivals.It may sound like a sophomoric gag. But these are folk rites going back at least 1,500 years, into Japan's agricultural past. They're held to ensure a good harvest and promote baby-making.
Maybe they should hold more such festivals. Japan has one of the world's lowest birthrates (1.37 children per woman), which experts blame on stagnant incomes and changing gender relations.The center-left government that came to power last year hopes to make child-rearing more affordable with a $280 monthly stipend per kid.Meanwhile, the festivals provide an economic shot in the arm for host cities, a party for foreign tourists and expats, and a chance for locals to let loose, too.
One of the best-known penis festivals is at Komaki City's Tagata shrine, about 45 minutes outside Nagoya, every March 15. In a neighboring village, a vagina festival is held the Sunday before that. This year, that was the 14th — meaning rare, back-to-back genital
worship days.At the Hime-no-miya grand vagina festival, parents dress up their kids, pray for healthy babies, and celebrate with sake, beer and snacks galore.In the morning, children carry a small vagina to the Ogata shrine. Later, some 40 grown men strain under the weight of a massive vagina while carrying it to the shrine in the main parade. They're followed by two smaller vagina litters.
At the end of the day pink and white mochi (glutinous rice ball treats) are hurled into the crowd.
The penis festival the following day drew far more foreign and Japanese tourists — some 100,000, according to a festival brochure. Festival foreplay included much posing with wooden and candy penises. The main event is the parading of a two-foot by six-and-a-half foot long phallus carved from Japanese cypress
At the end of the day pink and white mochi (glutinous rice ball treats) are hurled into the crowd.
The penis festival the following day drew far more foreign and Japanese tourists — some 100,000, according to a festival brochure. Festival foreplay included much posing with wooden and candy penises. The main event is the parading of a two-foot by six-and-a-half foot long phallus carved from Japanese cypress
Here is Mikie Hara posing in various bikinis, swimsuits and lingerie in several sets.Mikie is a "Japanese gravure idol" whatever the fuck that means, that seem to have made a great career showing the fatness of her boobs. I don't know why but I am fascinated with big tits on Japanese chicks. Even the fake ones too because they are so different from the Americanize fake tits elsewhere in the world. The fake ones from the "Land of the Rising Sun" look like they injected the silicone directly into the ladies' breast tissue. And while this might be totally unethical, it sure does make for a fine pair of tits. Anyway, I caught the idiots in the U.S. Congress ass raping the president of Toyota today on TV. And while I am all American, I would never choose a GM or a Ford over a Toyota (but I do prefer something German like a BMW).
Toyotas are going to have to kill a whole lot more than 34 people with their stickyaccelerator pedal to get me into a GM product over the competition from Toyota City. GM make soulless cars that are poorly put together with UAW workers. And cars are not the only thing the folks in Japan are better at doing. Have you seen some of what these chicks in America are calling their tits? I am assuming Mikie's boobs are fake but I can't really tell by sight alone. And that is a good thing these days because usually you can tell from a mile away with sand in your eyes. Bottom line, American plastic surgeons make soulless titties.
But we do still make awesome jet fighters and at the end of the day that will get you all the finest titties from around the world you could ever want. Over priced but still awesome. Americans make weapons with almost the attention to detail like how the Japanese make titties. If the Japanese figure out a way to weaponize titties we would be so totally screwed. I think the folks at Toyota might want to take someresource away from titty development and focus on other thing like cars for a month or two. I am sure Mikie Hara's boyfriend won't mind waiting an extra month for the 2011 model. Click on pictures to enlarge.
Damn, the Japanese have been building better cars for years and now they are making better boobs. What happened to my America? We have lost our damn way!
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Yui Misaki (born December 22, 1983 in Chiba Prefecture, Japan) is a Japanese AV idol
Rinko Kikuchi sitting in a booth in her school outfit with no panties, spreading her legs to show her bush to some guys at a nearby table as she flashes them twice.
Rinko Kikuchi seen in a pink bra as she pulls on a t-shirt and prepares to go out with a friend. We then see her quickly flashing her bush to the friend when she flips up her skirt and reveals that she is not wearing any panties.
Rinko Kikuchi walking into a room completely naked, slowly approaching a guy and showing her breasts and bush. She then grabs the guy's hand and guides it to her right breast.
Rinko Kikuchi showing her right breast as she returns a coat to a guy and then stands naked, her breast and butt visible from the side as the guy walks away.
Rinko Kikuchi standing naked on a high-rise balcony, showing her ass from behind as a guy approaches her and she hugs him, and then seen from the side as the view zooms out.
Rinko Kikuchi (菊地 凛子 Kikuchi Rinko), born Yuriko Kikuchi (菊地 百合子 Kikuchi Yuriko), January 6, 1981, in Kanagawa Prefecture, is a Japanese actress. She has been nominated for the Academy Award, the Screen Actors Guild Award, and theGolden Globe, and won the NBR Award and the CFCA Award.
Rinko Kikuchi is the first Japanese actress to be nominated for an Academy Award in 50 years. She is Japan's only living female Academy Award nominee, since Miyoshi Umeki, who won for in 1957 for Sayonara, died on August 27, 2007.
She debuted in 1999 under her birth name, Yuriko Kikuchi, with the Kaneto Shindo-directed film Ikitai (生きたい). Soon after, in 2001, she starred in the acclaimedKazuyoshi Komuri-directed film Sora no Ana (空の穴), which was featured across several international film festivals, including the Rotterdam Film Festival. In 2004, she appeared in the critically acclaimed Katsuhito Ishii-directed film Cha no Aji (茶の味), which was selected for the Cannes Film Festival.
In 2006, she appeared in the critically-acclaimed Alejandro González Iñárritu-directed film Babel, where she played Chieko Wataya, a deaf-mute teenage girl, in a role for which she was critically acclaimed and nominated for numerous awards, including the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. She won several, such as the National Board of Review Award for Best Breakthrough Female Performance (tying with Jennifer Hudson) and the Gotham Award for Best Breakthrough. Kikuchi is also the fifth actress in Academy Award history to be nominated for an award for a role in which they do not speak a word. (The others were Jane Wyman, Patty Duke, Holly Hunter, and Samantha Morton.) Her hypnotic, emotionally intense role in Babelhas led to her being noticed by many international directors, such as Rian Johnson, auteur director of Brick. She will star in his next film, The Brothers Bloom, which will be her first fully English-language feature.
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