An animal hits balls with an adulterer. You figure out who is who.In what can be seen as another image-boosting spectacle, Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak will be teeing off with golf legend Tiger Woods this October.
The virulent attacks launched on a besieged Tiger Woods is a study in the pleasure people take in pulling down celebrities from pedestals they place them on Pop legend George Michael in an interview to The Guardian last week, lashed out at those, including singer Elton John, who insist upon thrusting their concern on him. “People want to see me as tragic with all the cottaging and drug-taking… those things are not what most people aspire to, and I think it removes people’s envy to see your weaknesses… I don’t even see them as weaknesses any more. It’s just who I am.”
Tiger’s professional golfing carrier had hit an all time low with his sex scandal. Boy, was I wrong. The worse is yet to come!Atleast they both have something common to talk about. Both cheated on their wife Mr PM Sir, will your golf buddy Tan Sri Dato’ Tan Kay Hock, whom you have just awarded the Prasarana tender at higher price because he is your friend, join your flite together with Tiger Wood?
Exactly. Ok, so Tiger Woods too had his weakness; he slept around. Wouldn’t every man drunk on success and surrounded by swooning women begging to be propositioned? Anyone is liable to slip once in a while.
Tiger Wood beware playing against with Najib lest he wants to further to taint his already tainted image. So far, his damage control has do him good and he is recovering from his treacherous rendervous. If he plays with any murderer, womaniser and abuser, then he would have put name into disrepute and this time it is done for good. So, Tiger Wood, please fiend sickness and unable to attend whatever forth coming festivity
But that one act cannot take away everything else Tiger stood for. Do a few stray romps mean he loved or valued his family any less? Do a few meaningless encounters justify the public destruction of one of the best golfing talents the world has seen? Or, the frenzied “lovecheat golfer” tirade launched by Western media?
I would agree with George Michael that at times like these the deep-seated envy and grudge the common man bears towards the successful specimen comes to the fore. Fans or followers, each one of them out there would give their eye-teeth to be in the celebrity’s shoes. Every man envies him those romps and every woman is curious about his prowess. And it is this unbridled jealousy that empowers the vicious attacks and supports the moral puke that is spouted the moment a chink in the celebrity’s armour is detected.
Saturday. Model and cocktail waitress Jamie Jungers went public about her alleged affair with Tiger Woods, the golfer now have four named mistresses. That we know of. Plus one unnamed Florida woman. RadarOnline follows up with another report, revealing that Jungers has told a British newspaper that her affair with Woods lasted two years. The London Daily Mirror published a detailed article on Jamie Jungers, who allegedly had an 18-month affair with the billionaire golfer. The article describes Woods as "a sex addict who relentlessly pursued women" and claims Woods regularly slept with Jungers in his California mansion.
Chalk up one more transgression! Jamie Jungers told her story of an affair she had with the world's top golfer in the article for a rumored but undisclosed price. Tiger Woods' other whore Jaimee Grubbs ironically has the same name as Ms. Jungers.She reportedly hired an Orlando lawyer and prepared to dish her story to a British tabloid late in the week. Perhaps even more incredibly, TMZ reports that a separate Tiger Woods mistress, who it does not name, is lawyering up and getting ready to go public. That woman hails from Orlando, Florida. On the alleged Jmaie Jungers affair, the Daily Mirror report:
Chalk up one more transgression! Jamie Jungers told her story of an affair she had with the world's top golfer in the article for a rumored but undisclosed price. Tiger Woods' other whore Jaimee Grubbs ironically has the same name as Ms. Jungers.She reportedly hired an Orlando lawyer and prepared to dish her story to a British tabloid late in the week. Perhaps even more incredibly, TMZ reports that a separate Tiger Woods mistress, who it does not name, is lawyering up and getting ready to go public. That woman hails from Orlando, Florida. On the alleged Jmaie Jungers affair, the Daily Mirror report:
Over the next 18 months they met for sex in his California pad surrounded by wedding pictures of shameless Woods and his new bride.
The revelation comes as sources in Vegas, where Woods lived a parallel life of sex and sleaze in complete contrast to his Mr Clean public image, said the golfer was a sex addict who relentlessly pursued women.
Jamie is the fourth mistress named as having an affair with him, with sources suggesting the disgraced golf icon – who traded on his wholesome image to coin in millions in sponsorship deals every year – may have had flings with at least four others.
Her relationship with Woods, 33, began when she was at a party at the exclusive Bellagio Hotel in Vegas. He sent across a messenger to ask her to join him and his entourage at his VIP table.
Flattered by Woods’ attentions, she ended up going back to his $5,000-a-night suite at the MGM Grand Mansion hotel, where, she later told friends, they had passionate sex.
And while Woods was betraying Elin – who was living in their main home in Florida 2,000 miles away – Jamie herself was cheating on her fiancé, businessman Derek Schmidt.
No surprise, Jamie Jungers lives in Las Vegas. That means we're at four or five chicks on the side, and counting with at least three with ties to Vegas. Las Vegas is filled with whores... The parade of women formed last week, when the National Enquirer outed Rachel Uchitel as the superstar's lover and opened the floodgates to all the others. Uchitel has all but certainly been tied to Woods, although she will apparently not sell her story. Rumors of her taking a payoff from Woods are swirling. Her story was considered the most damaging to Tiger, although Jaimee Grubbs and Kalika Moquin (who has not confirmed an affair) haven't helped. Jamie Jungers, a Las Vegas model popular on the sport bike scene, is the latest woman to allegedly have had an affair with Tiger Woods. And it does not appear that the Mirror spoke with Jungers, as the only source quoted is 28-year-old Derek Schmidt, who says he was engaged to Jungers when Woods initially seduced her.
A search for Jamie Jungers reveals a MySpace profile for a 26-year-old Las Vegas blonde with the same name. While it is not clear that the profile belongs to the woman who allegedly slept with Woods, the profile picture matches a photo at RadarOnline.com. Similarly, a Facebook search for Jamie Jungers also yields aFacebook profile whose photograph looks strikingly similar to the MySpace picture.Now Jamie Jungers will be featured in one British newspaper while a competing paper is set to tell the story of another Tiger mistress within days. Do you believe her? I am a little suspicious, if only because unlike Tiger's first three mistresses, she is kinda cute in some of her pics. Doesn't really add up. Hopefully she provided solid proof to her links with Tiger because I think there re so many woman claiming affairs with Tiger that one or two might be lying to get some fame. Anyway, the rumor is a total of eight women are link to Tiger sexually over the last five years since his marriage.
We all know Tiger as an ace golfer. But why expect that to make him a paragon of virtue or moral righteousness! Tiger, the man is not as significant as Tiger Woods, the golfer. What the man does and his acts of infidelity should be of least concern to the world that admires his moves on the golf greens. The man has to be detached from the player. The player has responsibilities towards the game and his fans, which the man doesn’t need to.
Entertainers and sportspersons have a responsibility towards their game. But, unlike politicians and public servants they are not beholden to the masses to demonstrate moral fortitude! You can pull down a Prime Minister like the Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi for not displaying morally appropriate behaviour, but the same rules cannot be applied to a performer, a pop icon, star or a sportsman!
Ace achievers like Tiger are national, rather world heritage stuff and should be treated as such. There is the danger that all the moral policing, the witch-hunting by media and public outcry may have irreversibly damaged his game; it has already shattered his image and near about broken his marriage!
The witch-hunting led by international media is amazing. Channels have withdrawn advertisements of products endorsed by the ‘tainted’ golf legend! Newspapers and websites have actually set up special desks with dedicated numbers that scream out, “Do you know any women linked to Tiger Woods? Call us!”
Well, considering all those publicity seeking sharks out there living for their golden moment in the sun, such an open invite may be quite irresistible, and it is quite possible that more than half the women claiming a romantic connect with the slain Tiger, are nothing but opportunists waiting for moments like these!
One cannot close one’s eyes to the phenomena of fans who seek brief sexual encounters or to the more determined female groupies, who are available and in fact actively seek sexual favours or even emotional connects with celebrities and figures of authority.
I’m not saying that what Tiger did was right. But I do want to meet the one man who can swear, hand on heart, that he wouldn’t ever naughty text, flirt, or even indulge in an affair with women throwing themselves at him, given the opportunity.
An amusing article in Malaysia Chronicle caught my attention. It says that PAS has no objection to its elected representatives having more than one wife as long as they are capable of meeting all the requirements for polygamy, PAS spiritual leader Nik Aziz Nik Mat said.
“We cannot stop them (PAS elected representatives) from getting married and having up to four wives, that’s their personal issues and it does not contravene Islamic teachings as long as they are adhering to the regulations.”
When asked whether the scenario would affect the elected representatives’ political career, Nik Aziz said, “That’s their problem.”
PAS, a political party highly regarded for its puritanical beliefs, sees it fit for Muslims to practise polygamy. Polygamy is however not new, and has been around for quite some time.
Only a very small percentage of Muslims in this country practise polygamy for reasons best known to themselves. The idea of having up to 4 wives may sound like a wet dream to many, but it is really not so. Images of young, nubile virgins first come to mind, but again, this is not always the case.
Is too much sex good?
Too much sex is hardly good for health. Heard about the man who was ‘raped to death’ by his five wives? Scroll below for the story then.
Sad to say, sex usually ceases to be exciting after one gets married. And the nightmare grows when there is more than one wife. Other than working like a dog during the day to support the extended family, a man’s ‘little brother’ has got to work all night as well. After a while, you might wish you could divorce all of the wives, shave your head and become a monk!
That won’t work too, because divorces are also expensive affairs. A deputy Minister had to cough up nearly RM10.1 million to settle a divorce case, while a son of Sarawak Chief Minister Mahmud Taib is embroiled in a RM400 million divorce settlement.
So unless, you can afford the time, money and energy, polygamy may turn out to be a nightmare instead of the bliss you thought you were going to get. Imagine having 4 wives nagging at you all at once! And old P. Ramlee comedy also mocks at the idea of having 4 wives.
Responsibility after the fun
Marital coitus also causes children to be born, and in today’s world, it is not cheap to rear a child, let alone 12 children which is easy if each wife bears you the ‘standard’ three offspring.
Before he can catch his breath, a polygamist would be wondering how 40 years of his life managed to fly by in a flash, leaving him little time to enjoy and savor this world.
But not only Muslims practise polygamy. Non Muslims too have more than one wife at a time, although it is not legal in this country and they would have to hide it from their spouses. Usually they get found out after and there will be hell to pay. Worse is when the truth emerges only after he has died – perhaps of a sudden heart attack – and both his families fight for his inheritance. At least, he is not there to suffer being mauled left and right by two angry women!
Some men prefer to keep mistresses and call when they feel lonely or when the itch refuses to go away. But having mistresses is also not cheap. You have to send them flowers on Valentine’s day, expensive chocolates and gifts like a new car, a diamond ring or air tickets for an overseas rendezvous. Meanwhile, back at ‘headquarters’, the men will have to find all sorts of reasons to convince their wives why the sudden overseas or outstation trip is all-important.
Pin-hole terror!
Then there is the ‘one night stand’ which is overall very popular. Just go to a bar or a pub dressed in your finest, and act sexy with ready prepared pick-up lines. If she’s interested, go along with her and sing praises about her sexy lips and beautiful eyes.
The only important tip is; don’t get personal by asking for her hand phone number. After the one-night stand, she may never want to see you again and will deny that both of you had ever met. Remember, it is only a one-night stand, so don’t get sentimental.
The second tip is; beware of Moral Squads lurking around and try not to go to beach hotels in Port Dickson. Kinda remind me of the Prime Minister and a sultry star.
Spoilt for choice
However pinching the bottoms of these GROs is not encouraged unless you are assured of an overseas assignment if trouble brews.
And there are also many gay bars and lesbian pubs that cater to unisex clients. Some of the transsexuals with knockers for tits are just too gorgeous to be passed up. Of if you prefer the straight hunks with rippling muscles from top to bottom that remind you of Hulk Hogan dressed in body tight singlets.
Women too can have their share of thrills as long as they are not too choosy about the slick-haired tight-pants gigolos available in the market or the sporty short-haired lesbians hanging around town if that is their preference.
With such a wide choice, why would anyone want to practise polygamy?
What happened to love?
Actually, polygamy goes against the idea that couples will fall magically in love and be romantically involved.
Most people, whether Muslims or Non Muslims still believe in the old adage of being madly in love, romance, courtship, marriage, children, grandchildren, sharing and going through life’s journey together hand-in-hand until death do they part.
Who doesn’t want to live happily ever after just like in a fairy tale. Wouldn’t that be the perfect story ending for us all?
So don’t envy the Malays and Muslims for being allowed to marry four wives as those may the the only four women the Muslim husband ever gets to sleep with. Instead reflect on how best we can live our lives, caring for our loved ones and building a future for ourselves and our families.
Politics
But if you choose carefully, you may get to enjoy a life-long partnership and look forward to a bright future with toll-free highways, cheaper cars and cheaper petrol, cheaper electricity and water, government-aided education, more personal freedoms and caring leaders who can make your life a living heaven.
If after all that, it still itches, don’t scratch too much!
As mistresses spilled out of the “Woods” — waitresses, porn stars, club hosts, TV presenters — Tiger made a touching appeal after apologising for his “transgressions”, “There is an important and deep principle at stake, which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy… Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.”It is under the pressure of media and public outcry that celebrity marriages break and a man is brought down to his knees in a manner far worse than his transgression deserved. Left alone to lick their wounds, a couple may well rally round and arrive at a compromise, as most couples do, to preserve their marriage.
We did this to Boris Becker and wife Barbara when Boris had a closet interlude with Russian model Angela Ermakova. The world cried foul; media and public outcry broke up his marriage. Hugh Grant had to grovel after being caught with a hooker in his car. He pacified the public with abject apologies and was then forgiven.There is an element of perverse pleasure media and people take in the public humiliation of a celebrity. In a throwback to times of archaic public hangings and stoning, everyone seems to gleefully reach for the first stone to throw…
They say that you can leave them far behind, but can never run away from your memories. Especially if they are painful or guilt-ridden. There is more than a measure of truth in that, believe me, ’coz I know. I have this haunting memory—and try as I might it refuses to go—of a young man, a victim of a hit-and-run case, lying alone on the road in a pool of blood and groaning for help. Our natural reflex was to stop our car (which we did, for a fraction of a second) and help the guy (which we didn’t), and I am still so ashamed of the fact. We had our reasons alright, and they were practical ones, but they forced us to take a decision with the head, NOT with the heart. Actually, our faith in the country’s police force is so wafer-thin that we deemed that since the perpetrator of the dastardly act had already absconded, our stopping and getting the man to the nearest hospital (a very normal and natural gesture of human kindness, as it were) would only be eyed with suspicion by our guardians of law and order, who would then derive great pleasure in hounding us and badgering us in the name of interrogation. So, to avoid the unwelcome attention of the police, we decided—albeit much against our better judgment—to “steer clear of the mess” (oh-oh, in more ways than one!) and go our way, pretending not to have seen the gory sight. My conscience has been pricking me ever since. No amount of rationalization or justification can wish away that dull ache which comes from knowing that, as a human being, I did not make the right choice.
But you know what? This is not an isolated case. Too many horrifying incidents highlight the fact that this attitude is unfortunately all too pervasive. Whether it is a college-girl being harassed by hooligans, or a young woman being thrown out of a local train and thereby losing both her legs, or another being shot down at point blank range by a mentally aberrated man, or a man being beaten to pulp over a minor altercation… responsible members of society have chosen to save their skin and be mute spectators to these ghastly incidents. It is a frustrating and frightening scenario. Doesn’t our conscience ever tell us, “You could be next”? Maybe it does, in a barely audible whisper, but we choose to ignore it.
What is it that stops us from helping a fellow human being? Are we really so callous and uncaring, or has experience taught us that we’ve got to look out for ourselves ‘coz no one else will? What makes us remain so unruffled by, apathetic to and alienated from such blood-curdling incidents around us? Fear, I believe, is a major factor, and the instinct of self-preservation maybe. Well, that makes us no better than animals then, ‘coz these are the very instincts which prompt them to flee at the slightest hint of danger! Surely we can do better than that? Of course, there are instances of lone
crusaders—a brave soul here and there—who have dared to take up cudgels on the victim’s behalf, but have been stifled by offer of money or threat of bodily harm by the culprits, or got plain discouraged by the lack of public support. Whichever way you look at it, these few-and-far-between cases have really not been able to make a difference in the morbid scenario. It’ll need much, much more than just a handful of brave hearts. In fact, if only the others would simply emulate these stray pioneers, there can emerge a strong public force which can deter cases of atrocities on people. After all, there is safety in numbers, isn’t there? Besides, once the initiative has been taken, no one person need take the responsibility of looking after a total stranger—everyone can pitch in to help in any which way.
What I am trying to say is that it is time that we, as members of society, decided to take some responsibility. Or, let’s say, decided NOT to shirk our responsibility. Apart from the fact that evil doers must get their comeuppance, it is our collective responsibility to quell evil before it gets a chance to thrive. One “good Samaritan act” will elevate our self-esteem and our courage, and will restore our faith in ourselves. We need to do this, as much for society as for ourselves, or else before long, we would be ashamed to face our own selves in the mirror. So next time you witness any act of injustice, cruelty or violation of human dignity, don’t just stand there, or mind your own business—please, for God’s sake, do something to stop it and motivate others to join you. Remember, tomorrow the victim might be you.
Tiger Woods has one less endorsement deal, ending his 13-year relationship with golf’s biggest magazine when they couldn’t agree on how many hours he should devote to the job.
Golf Digest, with a circulation of 1.65 million, announced Thursday the mutual end of a relationship that began at the 1997 Masters. He made his debut in the magazine in June that year, and the endorsement had been his second-longest, behind Nike. “We appreciate the insights Tiger has provided to our readers,” Jerry Tarde, chairman and editor-in-chief of the publication, said in a statement. Woods’ articles mainly were instructional tips.
Golf Digest never disclosed terms of the deal, although it was believed to be among the smallest financially for Woods – no more than $2 million a year. The value came from exposure, along with some content provided for Woods’ website.
“The reality is his deal was up at the end of the year,” said Mark Steinberg, his agent at IMG. “Because we’re living in this digital world, they needed more time from him. He wasn’t ready to commit to any additional time at this point with everything going on – trying to work on his swing and other things.”
The announcement comes two weeks after Gillette said it would not renew its contract, which expired at the end of 2010. That brings to five the number of endorsements Woods has lost since he was caught in extramarital affairs. The other three are Accenture, AT&T and Gatorade.
Golf Digest put his column on hold last February while Woods took time off to sort out his personal life, resuming the column in September.
Woods’ last column will be in the February issue, an indication that both sides had been negotiating a new deal.
Other playing editors at Golf Digest include Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Phil Mickelson.
“I enjoyed my relationship with Golf Digest,” Woods said in a statement released by the magazine. “But we have decided it’s now time for a break. I wish my friends at Golf Digest continued success.”
Six years ago, Elin Nordegren married Tiger Woods. They got married on October 5, 2004, which didn’t dissuade Tiger in any way from banging tons of random whores, pornstars, sluts, professional mistress and cocktail waitresses before, during, and since. During that time, Elin sat at home, look pretty, got impregnated twice, and clapped on the golf course. So today they met in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida, to finalize their divorce and she is now at least $100 million richer.RadarOnline report:
It was ice cold between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren at the courthouse as the couple finalized their divorce on Monday. “Tiger was sitting down when Elin walked in the room,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “Publicly they didn’t say a word to each other.” “They didn’t even look at each other.”At approximately 3 p.m. ET Elin was heading back to her Orlando-area home. She was subdued after the divorce was finalized in Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Florida. The couple lives in Orange County. In Florida a couple is allowed to file for divorce outside of the county where they reside. Tiger and Elin married October 5, 2004. The divorce petition says the marriage is “irretrievably broken.” The divorce papers reveal that Tiger and Elin reached a settlement on July 3 and 4th. The Martial Settlement Agreement they signed also includes a parenting plan.
The financial terms were not disclosed, and past reports have been all over the place, claiming her deal will range anywhere from 100 million to 750 million. Tiger marrying Elin might go down as one of the biggest blunders of all time. Just think about it, he could have been a richer version of Derek Jeter, fighting off blowjobs everyday of his life but no, he just had to go and get married. Now he has an ex-wife who he will have to write the biggest check in his life to and two kids that will most certainly grow up to hate him. ESPN report:
“Tiger Woods and his Swedish-born wife officially divorced Monday, nine months after his middle-of-the night car crash outside their home set off shocking revelations that the world’s most famous athlete had been cheating on her through multiple affairs.…The lawyers for Woods and Elin Nordegren said in a statement that the divorce became official Monday in Bay County Circuit Court. Terms of the divorce were not disclosed, except that they will share parenting of their two children, ages 3 and 1.”
Reporters tried to talk to Elin Nordegren after the divorce proceedings, but she was unavailable for comment due to the fact that she was dancing on top of a car throwing diamonds into the crowd and doing that thing with her hands where she pretends to make it rain. Ever the emotionless robot, Tiger posted this statement on his website:
“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”
Then after that it says, “Ms. Nordegren was represented by…”, and lists a bunch of law firms. It’s really touching. And Tiger was represented by his long time general counsel, just like at the ending of a fairy tale. Anyway, apparently Elin Nordegrens’ divorce to Tiger Wood became official today. Oh really? I didn’t even know they were having problems. LOL… Now Tiger can have all the whore pussy his heart desire.Click on pictures to enlarge.
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